Once I’m done with college, I want to pull a Thoreau and experience my own “Walden” for a period of time. I feel like I need to break away and bring myself back up after the past 3 months.
Shoutout to Tumblr, as its the only social networking site where people probably know what I’m talking about and don’t only know “Walden” as an Instagram filter.
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]